You Live Long Enough You See Just About Everything....No, Really...

The other day I was shopping at Walmart, as I do quite often now that I can walk without a cast or boots (do you hear a YIPPEE! in there?)

I finally decided I was done and went to the check out lane. Now this is a Walmart that is close to an Active Age Community (or as I call it the Raisin Farm, though I can say that because my parents live there.) There are usually a jillion retired shoppers there.

I looked up to the front of the line when I noticed a woman with a very ill fitting dress on. There was a place for her chest but nothing to fill it up. That's when I figured out that she wasn't wearing a bra...because her dress had no back. Uhm yeah, she had to be a good 60 years old and she was wearing a dress with no back and no bra with saggy b00bies.

So I thought, to each their own...if that made her comfortable, no problem. Well, at least until she walked away. There was a slit up the whole back of the dress...I mean from the bottom to the waist. Yeah, nice tanned brown booty flashed in the wind as she walked away. Obviously underwear wasn't high on her list in the morning when she got dressed. And let me tell you this woman tans with nothing on....I wonder where in the neighborhood she actually does this....and do old men drool?

Now this is the second old lady moon (I know I'm going to hell for this statement alone) I've seen this year. I'm all about comfort and wearing what makes you feel good but cripes....could you make sure that all your important parts are covered? There are just somethings on your body I don't need to be personally introduced to...well, at least until you've taken me to dinner once.

Now don't get me started on black socks and sandals.